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TRAINED MONEY Starter Kit

Put your first investing plan together.

Work through the money, the account, the investment, and the routine — with plain-English lessons and tools that help you write down your decisions.

$37 one-time

The TRAINED MONEY Starter Kit

Get the Starter Kit for $37 (one-time)

Five lessons. Three tools. Secure checkout on Whop. Your access link is emailed after a successful payment. No recurring subscription. Applicable taxes, if any, are shown at checkout.

From "where do I even start?" to a next step you can explain.

Knowing investing terms and putting a plan together are different tasks. This kit walks you through the decisions in order, gives you a completed example, and helps you keep track of the questions you still need to answer.

What's inside

Five readable lessons, three working tools, downloadable lesson text, and a completed fictional example. Self-paced. You can finish the learning without placing a trade.

The five lessons

  1. Give the money a job. Write its purpose and when you may need it.
  2. Understand the account. Separate the container from the investments inside it.
  3. Compare what you could own. Look at holdings, concentration, and fees.
  4. Choose a contribution routine to evaluate. See what a proposed schedule requires from your budget.
  5. Know what earns a review. Record the facts and life changes that would make you revisit the plan.

The three tools

First Plan Builder — turn your answers into a plan you can save or print.

Fund Comparison — compare up to three candidates and make expense ratios concrete.

Contribution Planner — calculate what a schedule adds up to, without an assumed market return.

Every tool runs in your browser. It does not select investments for you, connect to your bank, or place trades.

Plus

Downloadable lesson text
Save every lesson as text you can keep and revisit at your own pace.

A completed fictional example
Follow Rae, a fictional beginner, as she separates near-term money needs from investing questions and puts her research tasks in order.

Built for the beginning.

This kit is for you if you want an organized starting point and prefer plain English to another pile of stock tips. It is self-paced education. It does not include stock picks, personalized portfolio recommendations, live calls, or a trading membership.

All people, funds, companies, and numbers in the examples are fictional unless a primary source is explicitly identified. This is general education, not individualized investment advice. Investments can lose value.

Questions

Do I need to open an account first?

No. You can do the lessons and research exercises before opening or funding an account.

Are these video lessons?

The launch edition contains readable lessons, examples, and interactive tools. You can revisit them at your own pace.

Is this a subscription?

No. The Starter Kit is $37 one-time.

Will this connect to my bank or invest for me?

No. You enter information into learning and planning tools. The kit doesn't move money or place trades.

How do I get access?

After a successful payment, your access link is emailed to the address you used at checkout, usually within a couple of minutes. The lessons and tools open in your browser from that link. Need it again later? Request a fresh link from the access page with the same email.

Seven days to try the kit.

Try the Starter Kit. If it isn't right for you, request a refund through your Whop order within seven days of purchase and we'll refund your purchase. Refunded purchases lose access to the kit. This does not limit rights you may have under applicable law.

Get the Starter Kit for $37 (one-time)

$37 one-time. No recurring subscription.